its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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