He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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