The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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