They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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