New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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