Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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