Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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