I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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