Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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