He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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