Do you still have your period?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
3pm strippers are depressing
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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