I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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