Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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