just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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