I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Are these your boobs on my camera?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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