I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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