I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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