I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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