a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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