dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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