seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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