I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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