Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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