Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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