He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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