he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
