i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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