So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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