Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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