He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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