let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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