a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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