i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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