i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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