So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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