# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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