the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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