Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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