remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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