are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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