my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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