If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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