Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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