You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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