I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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