the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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