Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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