But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
one two three fourrrrnication!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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