And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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