is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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