Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
jump out the window naked night went bad
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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