Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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