READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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