I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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