I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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