Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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