Please, let me fuck your mom
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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