VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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