I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
