Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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